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other country:
wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america:
there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country:
we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america:
no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country:
gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america:
wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country:
nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america:
if only there was a way.............................

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"Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good. Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind. But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.”

(Source: rosedaws, via a-disney-matrimony)

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lotuslopez:

lilgivenchyprincess:

oh my god

OMG

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damianimated:

One time working at Disney World this guy came up to me saying that two men were being “feminine” in the restroom and I thought that was code for them fuckin and then I went in to ask them to stop and there were just two dudes putting on makeup and I helped one pick out eye shadow

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kirbily:

Weird shit for sixpenceee

When I was a little girl I had this imaginary friend named Wendy. She would “communicate” with me through the wind. I would let the wind howl in my ears and try to make out words, and that’s how she’d “talk” to me. I also decided that Wendy could tell the future.

Anyway, one day I told a friend about Wendy. My friend didn’t believe me so I gave her a demonstration. I did the old listening to the wind and what I made out was “Something bad is going to happen. Something that nobody can stop and it will change the world forever.” Of course that didn’t make my friend believe me, but that was all I got from Wendy.

The next day was Sept 11, 2001. It’s safe to say that I stopped playing with Wendy after that. But even now, at 25 years old, when the wind is really strong, I sometimes can’t help but wonder if she’s still there trying to tell me something.

(via sixpenceee)

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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