my roommate says I’m cold because I’m not wearing pants…
PANTS LITERALLY RUIN MY LIFE
VIVA LA REVOLUTION AGAINST PANTS.
sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
Pete Wentz on Hollywood Game Night
Dick sushi. Because reasons.
I love how, no matter what race you are…everybody’s dick looks the same.
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go
Who let me get my lip pierced? They knew I was just going to act like this all the time…
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
the office meme: [1/10] characters
↳ gabe lewis
"I love maternity wards. It’s the perfect blend of love and horror."
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
when albums have songs that fade into each other
when it’s on shuffle and the next song isn’t right