Ok, so funny story? I happen to be wearing one of my favourite knickers today (in the hopes that I might get to show them off but nay, as usual) so I thought, why not showing them in today’s UT? Tuesday’s almost over for half the world, and with the rush of the day’s dawn I set my camera’s timer to snap a photo of my blue undies. I lifted my arms and the fabric of the shirt (a lose thread or something idk) got tangled in the strap of my wrist watch, so I started struggling with it as time passed in the blink of my camera’s flash, hence the boob slip. It all happened so quick the moment was captured on this picture, though you can’t see much of the struggle there. After I laughed at my silliness, I thought that this little moment sums up my day: gone, in the middle of struggle, at the blink of a camera’s flash.
Well the mishap worked out well in this. You look awesome and you get to show off your cute underwear. Tuesdays, for when you can’t show someone what’s under your clothes in real life. Glad you found the time to snap this picture dear <3
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
I thought everyone already knew this like have you ever had a fucking history class in your entire life
The ‘yes or no’ game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: hxxt, via voteforsatan)
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
I became attached to Matt - it’s such a strange relationship because it really is just the two of you. You spend every day running together and saving the world and each other’s lives… And there’s no other way to describe it other than: he’s my Doctor.
→ Doctor Who: Jenna Coleman ‘emotional’ at filming last scenes with Matt Smith (via fallonious)
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is