Tagged: my personal crap
IF YOU SAY BISEXUALS (OR PANSEXUALS BUT MOSTLY BISEXUALS BECAUSE I SEE PEOPLE SAYING “O UR NOT BI UR PAN”) DO NOT EXIST
OR THAT THEY ARE GREEDY
OR HORNY SLUTS THAT DON’T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE
I WILL FIND YOU
AND I WILL PISS IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER TAKING GARDENING SHEARS TO YOUR NIPPLES
Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)
Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong.I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.
i actually gained a point of respect for collegehumor it’s a miracle
It’s been so long since I have been on and I recently decided I needed blogging in my life again, not just imgur.
I came back from school in early May and within the next week I had a new job at Macaroni Grill as an opera singer/hostess. It’s fun I can tell you that. I will be quitting my job at Bath and Body Works as soon as the opportunity arises because I am awaiting an interview at Hot Topic. I hope hope hope I get a job there because then I get a discount at Torrid and I am super addicted to that store :)
i have three but thats okay
I have a few.
One? try most of them.
I set up a meeting with my adviser because I’m starting to plan for applying to law school and I wanted to get some, I don’t know, advisement, on applying and taking the LSATs. He kept insisting I keep to “accessible” schools and not to set myself up for disappointment by applying to any competitive schools. I tried to explain that while I would definitely apply to safety schools, I truly thought I had a good chance of getting into a top tier school and possibly even an Ivy.
To which he shook his head and told me that real life isn’t like “that movie” (clearly referring to Legally Blonde) and that girls couldn’t just flirt our way into Harvard Law.
To which I told him that I was actually relying on my 3.97 GPA and killer recommendations (including a glowing and personalized one from a United States congressman) to give me an edge.
To which he replied “Well, I guess it can’t hurt to try. And if all else fails, I’m sure a pretty girl like you could at least manage to marry a lawyer.”
This is but one of the many many reasons we need feminism, Internets
Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.
Christopher always falls asleep like this and I love it, and him. He’s so perfect I don’t wanna move cause I love his hand between my thighs.
Callum does this too mmhm
Bwahahaha i can’t even imagine falling asleep like this. Tall Dude would so get his wrist broken because I move so much in my sleep
Ezra Miller photographed by Nicolas Guerin
he is so beautiful 😩
the things I would do to look like Ezra
“‘There’s always that joke that there’s a Starbucks on every corner,’ says Justin Grimes, a statistician with the Institute of Museum and Library Services in Washington. ‘But when you really think about it, there’s a public library wherever you go, whether it’s in New York City or some place in rural Montana. Very few communities are not touched by a public library.’
In fact, libraries serve 96.4 percent of the U.S. population, a reach any fast-food franchise can only dream of.”
this makes me really happy
America: Not entirely a lost cause just yet …
But these are all being underfunded and all of them are starting to shut down